Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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