Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i think i just lost a toe
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
