belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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