Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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