he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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