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(415): View more from California

thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!

(1-703): View more from Virginia

I see a marketing opportunity

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(703): View more from Virginia

Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.

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(303): View more from Colorado

hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers

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(909): View more from California

If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis

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(518): View more from New York

i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Where you been?

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Please tell me this is a booty call

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