question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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