well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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