they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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