I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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