Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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