Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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