You work out of a Hotel?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
i think my cat just said my name.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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