Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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