Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I CAN MOONWALK!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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