My liver just broke up with me...
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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