So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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