I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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