So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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