This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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