North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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