I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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