why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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