Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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