Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I have post one night stand depression
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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