On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
