Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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