I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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