I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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