in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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