Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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