didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Randomize
