It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Randomize
