you guys were way drunker than both of me
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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