Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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