marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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