Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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