Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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