Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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