I CAN MOONWALK!
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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