I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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