Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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