fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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