yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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