isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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