no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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