we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We're too hungover to prance.
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