Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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