maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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