Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We got so high we made milksteak
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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