I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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