And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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