I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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