i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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